Some would have you believe that the hydrogen atom and that singular COG members are the ultimate in "smallest dividable" particulates.
But they would be wrong!
Today, by a majority vote within myself, I (now WE) have decided to have an amicable church split! The Ying and Yang, the ego, id & alter ego, my left brain and right brain, estrogen & testosterone, and the nephesh and spirit, have all voted and have decided they would be better off doing a separate work.
Details over who will take possession of the location of the hall for services,...AKA... "my body" , have yet to be worked out, but perhaps we can share, with some using it in the morning, and others in the afternoon. Otherwise we have discussed potential cloning so that all can have their own hall.
Hopefully we can still all get together for the Holy Days and FOT, but again this is still future. We will evaluate after 3 months to see if we made a mistake and would like to reconstitute. We also all agree that RLD and CEM, and Lifenets are all doing good works.
Sincerely,
The Former Unified Lussenheide Church of God